A new law was passed recently.

In the face of all the grave challenges humanity faces to control it’s fate, a new test is now required for anyone who serves on the board of any corporation. The test consists of one question:

Will you disregard the public good for profit?

Write your answer in the space below.

The test is rated on a scale from one to twenty two.

However there is only one correct answer, and failing to live up to the correct answer will lead to your dis-en-statement and re distribution of all your assets to the public.

The public interest is deemed to include total honesty about true motives behind each and every practice without any distortion or padding of the gritty truth of imperialistic actions against the public and their interests, all of which qualify as theft.

proposed list of commandments for corporations
  1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me
  2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image
  3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain
  4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy
  5. Honour thy father and thy mother
  6. Thou shalt not kill
  7. Thou shalt not commit adultery
  8. Thou shalt not steal
  9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour
  10. Thou shalt not covet
  11. Thou shalt not put the corporation first
  12. Thou shalt recognize that the sum; while greater than the individual parts; lacks coherency and cohesion; and correct for this
  13. Thou shalt not take the the customers life or any form of life in vain
  14. Recall the solved problem and keep it solved, keep solutions simple and attainable, thou shalt not enslave the consumer
  15. Hour thy customers future well being
  16. Thou shalt not kill the competition nor slander them
  17. Thou shalt not kill the customer nor injure them
  18. Thou shalt not kill the planet nor biological symbioses
  19. Thou shalt not commit insider trading of any form
  20. Thou shalt not seal away innovations or competition from the public space
  21. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy planetoid and the lifeforms thereof
  22. Thou shalt innovate and work tirelessly to not stagnate