In case you’re ever stuck on a particular brand of satellite internet and would rather get shut down for only one hour instead of fapped for twenty four, do I have the solution for you.

Capped modem speed internet for a full 24 hours when exceeding 200 to 208.33 megabytes is a foul and unusual punishment for any 1 to 1:13 period of time you can easily exceed your limit in a quarter of that time with little or no warning and be punished crudely with no https access whatsoever and modem speeds for longer than anyone who is paying more than sixty bucks per month could ever stand in any reasonably modern environment.

So why get capped? Can you think of any good reason? What if you could at least narrowly avoid it. How many hours of downtime would you save by taking an hour off? A full 17 hours of downtime at least, and that’s if you don’t sleep through the real fair access period in the middle of the night. You are definitely in luck if you’re the type of person that wants your internet shut off automatically before the punishment kicks in. A little hour of punishment now goes a long way later.

All you have to do is find a tricky way to persuade me to allow the solution to fall into your fingers, seeing as I don’t work for them or ever would consider mentioning their name, if you found this, you are one clever individual who might happily appreciate the joys of having full speed, at least up to the 8.33MB gained each our plus whatever was left when you decided to opt out of getting punished like a child for using the internet normally, to make the most of your 60 dollars per month by spending a little extra on me once :D Buy me some ice cream and I might make you happy customer of someone else for years…

You could be enjoying you’re full 341.61 MB allotment per day (plus whatever you can get at 5night), even though most of it will be gone the first hour of the day at least each hour you will be able to download like one more 8.33MB thing, no matter what. All for just 60 per month to those assholes to put us here, plus a tiny one time fee to me, and you won’t even be forced to take entire days off where you only have access to 30 or so MB and it takes the entire day to download that much, so ultimately if you are stuck in one of these sub human situations think about it a little bit, because it might not take all that much as it might seem to avoid it! You know… it never hurts to ask… so send me a message and we can probably work something out.

If you don’t use that much bandwidth and you think it’s not really a problem, you really don’t know how bad you make things for the rest of us by being complacent and accepting unfairness as it is…